Bud Light
- Tastes like a beer that someone already threw up.
- Is like a liquid John Mayer song.
- It tastes like the flat soda that a homeless guy used to rinse off birds.
- You mean the beer that tastes like water strained from a gutter full of dogs teeth?
- Tastes like the scared urine of a rabbit.
- It’s like Steven Segal’s pre-cum.
- If a nickel could urniate, it would taste like Bud Light.
- Tastes like the ghost of a dead lemon.
- It’s basically like if water could go bad.
- It tastes like if a raccoon ejaculated carbonated vinegar inside of an old log.
- Tastes like butter churned by Boko Haram.
- It’s like someone drank a good Mexican beer and pissed in this bottle.
- It’s like a cloud rained the tears of a sick child.
- It’s like making a tea out of dipping Scott Caan’s balls in water.
- Tastes like all the used bronzer in Wildwood, NJ.
- It tastes like Robert Durst’s aquarium.
- It tastes like antifreeze that’s been filtered through a used yoga mat.
- It tastes like ISIS attacked your taste buds.
- You know the disappointment that your parents feel for you still working in this job? That’s what Bud Light tastes like.